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README.md

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 # heron-realm-cards
 
-Attempt at a script that generates cards
+Attempt at a script that generates cards
+
+## Get started
+
+1. Install `git-lfs` (we are dealing with images after all)
+2. Clone the repo
+3. Do the `git lfs install` command or whatever, I forgot which one
+4. Since there is a **submodule repository**, clone it with `git submodule update --init --recursive`
+
+### I want to generate cards!
+
+`python src/generate_cards_mvp.py`
+
+### I want to contribute!
+
+1. Go to kindergarten and acquire epic alphabet skills
+2. While you're at it, learn maths and read umineko
+3. Get a keyboard
+4. Try to press keys in a helpful way
+5. Push your changes on main without testing
+6. Watch the CI break and the world burn
+
+## A lil todo while I'm at it (probably not the right place)
+
+- [ ] Factions & actions & sacrifice icons
+- [ ] Proper gold / damage / heal spheres that aren't super basic
+- [ ] Flavor text implementation
+- [ ]